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If you've ever been tempted to make hot chocolate mix mug cake, DON'T.

you're welcome.

I had a pretty good time back home and then last night I realized I had to come back to DC and I fell apart.

Something in the A/C vents at work caught fire today, and our whole office filled with a really acrid, burning plastic smell. We called 911, they sent two fire trucks out, and they couldn't find whatever it was that had sparked in the vents and filled everything full of awfulness. Woo.

I may be feeling slightly manic today.

I just bought $116 in paint, brushes, and four canvases. I've also got laundry washing, and I'm feeling SUPER happy right now. The only thing that could make this better is if I had a really nice sundress to wear, a big brimmed straw hat, and I was barefoot in the middle of some field soaking in all this glorious sunshine right now.

So if you hadn't heard via twitter or Facebook, I sort of blew my face up on the 4th of July with black powder. The doctor says I should make a full recovery in about six months or so.

But hey! I still have two eyes, ten fingers, and my face attached. Not bad at all!

I keep thinking this is what romance sounds like:

hey baby
you sure are purty
would you take a drink with me
tell your boyfriend
to get lost now
cause he don't even wantna mess with me

i was in prison for 30 years baby
you learn a lot when you're in the pen
like how to make guns
and license plates and
how to get rid of a jealous boyfriend
and not leave no mess

put out baby or get out baby
they aint no doubt baby of what i will do
the prison life
want no damn good life
lookin for a purty wife
and I think that you might do-hoo
if you keep your mouth shut

i aint a communist
i vote republican
i aint confused 'bout my sex-iality
i like to hunt and fish
and go to car races
and watch the championship wrasslin on the teevee
i believe in heaven and hell and
god and country (and western)
but that's enough about me baby
tell me what do you think about me
in 3 words or less

put out baby or get out baby
they aint no doubt baby of what i will do
the prison life
want no damn good life
lookin for a purty wife
and I think that you might do-hoo
if you keep your mouth shut

gonna pick one!

just keep that mouth shut!

put out baby or get out baby
they aint no doubt baby of what i will do
the prison life
want no damn good life
lookin for a sexy wife
and I guess that you will do
remember what I said darlin'!

so whaddaya think of my offer darlin'?

I am wicked sad now.



thank goodness it's just the UV filter, but now I can't seem to get it off.

I'm back to being okay! Hooray! Work has picked up immensely, I went home last weekend and graduated from UNCA, I have a USB powered Tardis now, a new pair of jeans, and a new haircut.

I am okay with being a hermit; when I need to get out, I will do so when I see fit. Not all people are crazy party monsters anymore.

Besides, the new Scissor Sisters single "Invisible Light" from the upcoming album "Night Work" is about the most incredible song ever.

La di da.